a bird named kitten
Event coordinator | Lover of life, memes, & cats | In a constant struggle to better oneself
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My ladyballs are not that big.
Client: There is way too much free space, don’t you think?
Me: I think you’re being skeptical of empty space. Sometimes a lot of breathing room works really well in a design.
Client: A man does not fear space, he conquers it. Mars, bitches.
“I’M NOT ANIME!!!!!!!!” I SHOUT AS I RUN OUT MY FRONT DOOR WITH A PIECE OF TOAST IN MY MOUTH, RUSHING TO SCHOOL AS THE WIND CARRIES CHERRY BLOSSOMS FROM NEARBY TREES TO SURROUND ME IN A PINK SHIT STORM WHILE THE BIRDS CHIRP IN THEIR NESTS AND GLANCE DOWN AT MY WIND-SWEPT HAIR AND PANTING UKE EXPRESSION, ONLY TO SEE ME BUMP INTO THE ONE THAT MAKES MY KOKORO GO DOKI DOKI AND TRIP, REVEALING THE SKIRT AND PANTIES I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE BEEN WEARING.
Haha!
(via exploding-zombies)
